Like I've said before I have nothing against them, these are just funny stuff i find over the Internet, and that's about it.

So today picks are "Dumb Laws from Around the U.S" by CybernetNews

Alabama

* You cannot chain your alligator to a fire hydrant
* You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time

Alaska

* It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane
* While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited

Arizona

* Hunting camels is prohibited
* Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs

Arkansas

* It’s illegal to mispronounce the name of the state of Arkansas in the state
* Flirtation between the members of the opposite sex on the streets of Little Rock may results in a 30-day jail term

California

* One may not carry a lunch down the street between 11 and 1 o’clock
* You may not bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time

Colorado

* It is illegal to mistreat rats in Denver
* It is illegal for a woman wearing a red dress to be out on the streets after 7 PM

Connecticut

* It is illegal to dispose of used razor blades
* You may not educate dogs

Delaware

* It is illegal to get married on a dare
* It is illegal to fly over any body of water unless one is carrying sufficient supplies of food and drink

D.C.

* It’s a crime to give false weather reports
* It is unlawful for small boys to throw stones, at any time, at any place in the District of Columbia

Florida

* You may not fart in a public place after 6 PM on Thursdays
* Failure to tell your neighbor that is house is on fire is illegal

Georgia

* It is illegal to change the clothes on a storefront mannequin unless the shades are down
* You have the right to commit simple battery if provoked by “fighting” words

Hawaii

* Within the limits of any public park, it is unlawful to annoy any bird
* All residents may be fined as a result of not owning a boat

Idaho

* The town of Idaho Falls, Idaho forbids anyone over the age of eighty-eight to ride a motorcycle
* Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime

Illinois

* It is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, and other domesticated animals kept as pets
* Spitting is forbidden

Indiana

* Men are prohibited from standing in a bar
* It is illegal to sell cars on Sunday

Iowa

* One-armed piano players must perform for free
* A man with a moustache may never kiss a woman in public

Kansas

* It is illegal to hunt whales
* It is illegal to put ice cream on cherry pies

Kentucky

* It is illegal to marry the same man more than 3 times
* It is illegal to fish with a bow and arrow

Louisiana

* It is illegal to gargle in public places
* Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked

Maine

* After January 14th you will be charged a fine for having your Christmas decorations still up
* You may not step out of a plane in flight

Maryland

* In Baltimore, it is illegal to mistreat oysters
* You may not curse inside the city limits

Massachusetts

* Alcohol drink specials are illegal
* All men must carry a rifle to church on Sunday

Michigan

* A Michigan law states that a wife’s hair legally belongs to her husband
* Smoking while in bed is illegal

Minnesota

* All men driving motorcycles must wear a shirt
* All bathtubs must have feet

Mississippi

* It is illegal to drive around the town square more than 100 times in a single session
* Horses are not to be housed within 50 feet of an road

Missouri

* Hard objects may not be thrown by hand
* Minors can buy rolling paper and tobacco but not lighters

Montana

* Balls may not be thrown within the city limits
* It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone

Nebraska

* It is illegal to go whale fishing
* If a child burps during church, his parent may be arrested

Nevada

* It is against the law to pawn your dentures
* It is illegal to drive a camel on the highway

New Hampshire

* It is illegal to pick seaweed up off of the beach
* You cannot sell the clothes you are wearing to pay off a gambling debt

New Jersey

* Automobiles are not to pass horse drawn carriages on the street
* It is illegal to slurp soup

New Mexico

* It is forbidden for a female to appear unshaven in public
* Gambling on bicycle races is legal

New York

* You need a permit to transport carbonated beverages
* It is against the law to throw a ball at someone’s head for fun

North Carolina

* It is against the law to sing off key
* You may not ride a bicycle without having both your hands on the handle bars

North Dakota

* It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on
* Beer and pretzels can’t be served at the same time in any bar or restaurant

Ohio

* It is illegal to ride on the roof of a taxi cab
* It is illegal to run out of gas

Oklahoma

* If you wear New York Jets clothing, you may be put in jail
* Molesting an automobile is illegal

Oregon

* You must let your dishes drip dry
* No more than two people may share a single drink

Pennsylvania

* No one is allowed to sleep on a refrigerator
* Singing in the bathtub is prohibited

Rhode Island

* It is considered an offense to throw pickle juice on a trolley
* You may not sell toothpaste and a toothbrush to the same customer on a Sunday

South Carolina

* It is legal to beat your wife on a Sunday morning on the steps of the state house
* No work may be done on Sunday. An exception is that light bulbs may be sold

South Dakota

* It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory
* Movies that show police officers being struck, beaten, or treated in an offensive manner are forbidden

Tennessee

* It is illegal to catch a fish with a lasso
* It is illegal to gather and consume road kill

Texas

* It is illegal to milk another person’s cow
* It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers - you don’t need a windshield, but you must have the wipers

Utah

* It is illegal not to drink milk
* Women may not swear

Vermont

* It is against the law to whistle under water
* Women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth

Virginia

* Children are not to go trick-or-treating on Halloween
* Driving while not wearing shoes is prohibited

Washington

* All lollipops are banned
* It is illegal to pretend that one’s parents are rich

West Virginia

* Road kill may be taken home for supper
* If you wear a hat inside a theater, you may be fined

Wisconsin

* It is illegal to wake a fireman when he is asleep
* Cheese making requires a cheese maker’s license

Wyoming

* You may not take a picture of a rabbit during the month of June
* Citizens of Cheyenne may not take showers on Wednesdays


Well if it would be possible i would like to add my own Dumb Law and that would be , It is illigal to spell my name after 7 AM. :)))

God Bless America, AGAIN!